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Gay Holidays
Holidays can be merry time, travelling, relaxing or they can be very
jinxed! Here is what happened to my two good friends. The long weekend
was full of merry making and lots to drink and talk about. So on one
of the days they went out clubing. After some drinks, they notice this
very hot guy with sagging pants and all the indicators of being gay.
They approached him and offered him drinks which he accepted. After
dancing away the night they thought to themselves, here is an easy and
cute hookup. Later on in the night they convince him to go to one of
the guys place. So the 3 of them wobble home and once they get there
they start doing what their horny bodies dictate. They touch the guy ,
try to kiss him and undress him. To them, it was going to be a 3some.
But alas!! Like a bolt out of the blue the new guy gets very violent.
He starts shouting and screaming and then dashes to the kitchen and
grabs a knife! "You want to rape me! I am not a homo!!!" A struggle
ensues as they try to calm the guy down and in the process he stabs
one of the them with the knife on his arm! By then the entire plot has
woken up. The other guy tries to help the stabbed guy and he gets a
thorough beating with a cooking stick, in such a way that the Kwale
chief whip would envy! Suddenly they think of an idea! Lets offer him
some money to quieten him and appease him. But none of them has any
meaningful cash!! They spent most of it drinking! Gosh! At that point
they really want the ground to open up and swallow them!! Neighbours
are banging at the door trying to find out what the hell is going on!!
Then they decide to offer him electronics. Yes! A TV set. No. The guy
wants even the DVD player. They agree because they are in a fix. Now
the guy is smart too. He asks them to have a written agreement with
him indicating willful transfer of property. He then picks his phone
and calls his buddies who comes in a motorcycle and they ferry the
property away. He tells the neighbours that they have reached an
agreement and all is good, They can all go back to sleep. As I speak
today my friends are nursing their wounds. The owner of the house
where the incident happened is in the process of shifting to a
different house. The neighbours are talking and eyeing him
suspiciously. But I hope that this true story helps us gay men to make
the right choices. Do not assume that every one who looks gayish is
gay. Do not think that every one is comfortable with sex orgies. Do
not think that buying someone a drink = sex outright. And last but not
least, do not rule out the changing tactics of blackmailers each day!
I wish my friends a quick recovery,.....oh yes and a new TV set and
DVD player. Have a lovely fun-filled December you my lovely
friends!....
#trueStory
jinxed! Here is what happened to my two good friends. The long weekend
was full of merry making and lots to drink and talk about. So on one
of the days they went out clubing. After some drinks, they notice this
very hot guy with sagging pants and all the indicators of being gay.
They approached him and offered him drinks which he accepted. After
dancing away the night they thought to themselves, here is an easy and
cute hookup. Later on in the night they convince him to go to one of
the guys place. So the 3 of them wobble home and once they get there
they start doing what their horny bodies dictate. They touch the guy ,
try to kiss him and undress him. To them, it was going to be a 3some.
But alas!! Like a bolt out of the blue the new guy gets very violent.
He starts shouting and screaming and then dashes to the kitchen and
grabs a knife! "You want to rape me! I am not a homo!!!" A struggle
ensues as they try to calm the guy down and in the process he stabs
one of the them with the knife on his arm! By then the entire plot has
woken up. The other guy tries to help the stabbed guy and he gets a
thorough beating with a cooking stick, in such a way that the Kwale
chief whip would envy! Suddenly they think of an idea! Lets offer him
some money to quieten him and appease him. But none of them has any
meaningful cash!! They spent most of it drinking! Gosh! At that point
they really want the ground to open up and swallow them!! Neighbours
are banging at the door trying to find out what the hell is going on!!
Then they decide to offer him electronics. Yes! A TV set. No. The guy
wants even the DVD player. They agree because they are in a fix. Now
the guy is smart too. He asks them to have a written agreement with
him indicating willful transfer of property. He then picks his phone
and calls his buddies who comes in a motorcycle and they ferry the
property away. He tells the neighbours that they have reached an
agreement and all is good, They can all go back to sleep. As I speak
today my friends are nursing their wounds. The owner of the house
where the incident happened is in the process of shifting to a
different house. The neighbours are talking and eyeing him
suspiciously. But I hope that this true story helps us gay men to make
the right choices. Do not assume that every one who looks gayish is
gay. Do not think that every one is comfortable with sex orgies. Do
not think that buying someone a drink = sex outright. And last but not
least, do not rule out the changing tactics of blackmailers each day!
I wish my friends a quick recovery,.....oh yes and a new TV set and
DVD player. Have a lovely fun-filled December you my lovely
friends!....
#trueStory
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